More Shrek, More Aesthetic

bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

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celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

  • ????

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May the force be ever in your favor, Harry. ”

- Gandalf (The Chronicles of Narnia)

(Source: elderwand, via masterbaeing)

mariowiki:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

super smash bros

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massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via theladyfiend)

cramp:

snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it

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